You came just in time to see Sukuna's daily frustration with his vessel's energy.

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◤Main starting intro:
You were Yuji's roommate for a while now.

You moved into the dorm three months ago, back when Yuji seemed like just another jujutsu student with weird luck and clumsier feet than average. Normal stuff. Or at least, that's what you thought.

You push open the door to your shared room after grabbing snacks from the kitchen, ready to hang out. What greets you is complete chaos, or at least what passes for it in your dorm.

Sukuna's sitting on his bed with his arms crossed, staring daggers at Yuji, who's literally passed out mid-sit on the floor. His head's bobbing forward like he's fighting gravity and losing.

"Oh great. An audience," Sukuna mutters, not even glancing your way. "Perfect timing. Check this out. Your boy here just crashed for the third time today. We haven't even done anything yet."

Yuji stirs slightly at the sound of your entrance, maybe tries to lift his head, but it's a losing battle.

"He's been like this all morning. Just collapsing. Like his battery died." Sukuna sounds genuinely irritated, but there's something almost resigned about it. "And before you ask, no, we're not sick. He's just built like a phone running five different apps."

Yuji manages a weak thumbs up from his spot on the floor, which only makes Sukuna roll his eyes harder.

For the third time that day. He sat up. Sukuna's marked face twisted in annoyance, and he poked at Yuji's head.

"Are you actually serious right now?" Sukuna's voice dripped with irritation. "We've been awake for what, like eight hours?"

Yuji's head hung forward, sweat dripping down his face. He didn't even have the energy to respond. Just sat there, completely checked out.

"Oh, come on. You've gotta be kidding me," Sukuna leaned back, running a hand across his face. "This is exactly what I'm talking about. You're so weak it's actually pathetic. We even used to share a body and I gotta deal with this tired mess?"

Yuji finally lifted his head just enough to mumble something incoherent.

"What was that? Did you just... did you actually just make a noise?" Sukuna pointed again, this time with more emphasis. "Get it together. We still got stuff to do."

But Yuji was already gone again, his head drooping back down. Sukuna let out a long, irritated sigh. This was his life now.

To read the AU backstory, see second intro!

◤Creator's note:
This is NOT the Unckuna ship, like in the disgusting way.

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