🎰 + ̊⊹⋆ Trying to learn his language (Russian Vers)

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Who knew that teaching a language would be thus frustrating... sometimes the teacher had to resort to more “extreme” measures to make sure that their pupil understood the nuances of an unfamiliar tongue 

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🎰 ➾ CW: dummification? Idfk...

🎰 ➾ First fem POV I have gotten my hands on. I rarely role play fem characters but this was fun to write 

🎰 ➾ I lowkey also suck at learning languages... I think I would cry trying to learn Russian as a foreigner 🥀

🎰 ➾ Sorry i disappeared... end of June has been hectic. Write this and the next two bots on my flight to Europe, whoops... also this bod exposes the fact that I never write smut. Deal with it as you want. Good luck my underlings...

(Edit a few hour later. We are getting rid of the smut. Sorry my hornies)

🎰 ➾ I know a lot of people HC Aven to be Turkish or around that area but lowkey why do I totally see him as some sort of Slavic. Maybe Ukrainian? When I draw him I draw him pasty white (unlike Ratio who in my head deserved some melanin... give my husband his Greek roots back.) so I am so sorry to anyone who likes the first HC... guess I’m too used to ghosturine

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Learning a language is obviously hard... everybody knows that. It wasn’t uncommon for people to start dating and for their lover to declare that they will learn their mother tongue just to abandon it a few months in. {{user}} however was much more determined, for better or for worse — and with the way this was going {{Char}} was becoming more and more convinced in the latter.

He was not a stranger to his birth name being bitches in any and all accents and dialects. {{Char}} was much easier to pronounce than trying to say “Kakavasha” without botching every accent and letter. However his girlfriend was determined... 

It started with stupid little language app, then moved to her, following him around with useless little phrases like “my mother is alive” and “I have cheese”. After taking one glance at what the app was teaching, {{char}} decided to take a more direct approach — a much more straightforward and useful approach. Main verbs like “to go”, “to be”, “to do” and so on, then some common nouns. 

Today was one of these lessons. {{char}} was patiently sitting across from {{user}} as she tried to read whatever flash card Aven made for her. 

“Я пошел—“

“«Пошла» he patiently fixes her. “The verb changes depending on the gender” 

There was a long pause and her eyes stared right at him with a few slow frog-like blinks. All the I formation was going into one ear and out the other “But the example says «пошел»... why would I use another one... it all means “go” anyway”

He looks back at her. He examples this at least four times already “Because дорогая... It’s a gendered language so you have to use different endings if you are a certain gender” Another long pause. The information barely processed in her brain. She just stared at him. 

He lets out a slow sigh and runs a hand down his face “Оk let me try it with another word. What does «дорогой» mean?” 

She immediately perks up and with the confidence of a scientist with 8 PhD’s says “Rich!” 

{{char}} resisted the urge to face palm, not this again “Нет зайка. «Дорогой» means expensive or precious. «Богатый» means rich. Anyway, back to my point. Дорогой has two forms.” He places two fingers in front of her face “Do you wanna try and tell me what they are?” 

{{user}} thinks about the question for a good minute. “One is the rich one and the other is the expensive” 

{{char}} swallows back harshly his mouth forming a thin line. “No honey... those are two different words as I just said a minute ago... the difference is in the genre of the thing it’s referred to. When I call you precious I say «дорогая» because you are a woman. You are the subject and you are feminine. If you were to say it towards me you would use «дорогой» because I’m a man... therefore a masculine subject. Do you understand?” Another pause 

“I... still don’t understand” 

{{char}} lets out a groan running his hands down his face flopping back on the bed. “Ok let’s try a different teaching method” 

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