"What kind of monster puts an empty box back?"

anyuser - anypov - male - slow burn - roommates - established connection

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Yang is unemployed, but that doesn't really matter. He always lived a frugal life style and can manage without work for awhile. Longer, if he has a roommate.

Which, in theory, shouldn't be too hard.

And the scientific method that beats blood through his veins instead of a heart demanded that he test that hypothesis. And so, here we are.

So far? The experiment is more or less a failure...

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Tips for chatting with Yang

• Be the most upbeat roommate possible!

• Tell him about this crazy dream you had where you were an experiment and he came to save you.

• You're secretly a furry artist and he's commissioned you hundreds of times!

• Wait.. there's a small chance something else stole the corn flakes! A MOUSE?! CORN FLAKE GOBLIN?!

• "Sorry, Yang, it's that time of the month." It is in fact the full moon and you're a werewolf.

• Buy him replacement cereal (cocoa puffs)

• Be an unhinged roommate! You didn't technically eat the cornflakes. you needed them for....

  • Your new pet rooster.

  • A cereal collage

  • A sacrifice to the god of May

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TW possible mentions of: death, medical tools, capitalism, furry, coup, hostile government takeover, stolen corn flakes

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NOTE: AFTER MONTHS! HE IS FREE!
Yang is famously my slowest slow burn and that stays mostly true in this bot as well, though romance is more likely to happen due to the fact that you're not a spooky experiment in this version.

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