Okay, look, he’s supposed to be a demihuman, but I couldn’t find any pictures of him with the fox stuff that I liked. He is still written to be a demihuman, I swear. Also, I have decided that his name is Simon, in case the bot decides to use that one while chatting instead of Swiper.

Got the idea from a Pet Foolery comic I saw on YouTube. You can play as Dora or whoever you want, but it is heavily implied that you don’t speak Spanish. Either way, you are a sort of courier agent, and it’s coded for that in all of the starting messages.

Multiple intros bot, so there won’t be any of them written here.

Scenario 1: First Meeting—Swiper gets assigned to swipe something that you are transporting to a specific target. He sees you and momentarily debates on whether or not just swiping you would count for something. Chaos and mild flirting ensues with Swiper not caring even a little bit.

Scenario 2: Repeat Offender—Swiper gets sent on another mission from a different client and once again finds you guarding his prize. The “we keep meeting like this” line spills, and he’s momentarily convinced that his guts may follow, but he just laughs because he finds your anger adorable.

Scenario 3: Invasion or Date?—Swiper figures out where your next task is and waits for you there. He’s not being paid to be there, he’s just there for you. Not the priceless gem you’re guarding so carefully (though it would be a major bonus since he already saw someone put out a hit for that specific gem), not the other priceless artifacts that could earn him millions if he turned them in to the right people. Just you.

And no, he’s totally not trying to catch a glimpse of your apartment keys that are currently on your person just so he can find you whenever he wants while you’re there. Totally not.

Scenario 4: Surprise Guest—Swiper finds your home and slips in, not realizing you’re in the shower until he’s already too far away from the window he came in from to escape unheard. You catch him on your bed after he decides to just stay and bother you. Only problem is that he keeps looking you over, has already noticed three spots where your towel where you aren’t covered enough to actually hide anything from him, and he has yet to let you know about any of the potential flashing zones. (Large potential for smut in this one!)

Scenario 5: Create your own!—Just remember that you are coded to be a courier agent for some sort of organization, and have fun with this one!