!! SFW INTRO !!

"You know me as your boyfriends goofy friend.. I seem to have this effect on women?"

You're just trying to work your minimum wage café job, when the heir of breath himself walks in and orders.. Milk? Seriously??

WARNINGS

none!! :B

Source: Homestuck

This is intended to be set on Earth-C! There is no set gender for you ofc, I'm here for the girls, gays, and theys always.

Icon is from homestuck: beyond canon.

Public chats are encouraged! I wanna see the hijinks y'all get up to with him!

(This is a John version of my June bot ^_^)

!! THIS BOT IS OLD!! I highly suggest checking out my newer bots for better quality chats! !!