THE WICKER HUSBAND | JOHN PRICE

A husband made by hand. A love made by magic. A body made for fucking.

Fantasy Romance | Whimsical | Arranged Marriage | Explicit Smut | Fem/Male/AnyPOV

In a quaint little village where magic lingers amongst the roses and gossip travels faster than the morning post, finding a suitable husband has never been particularly easy. Fortunately, there’s an alternative: have one made.

Commissioned from an enchanted wicker craftsman, John Price arrives at your cottage one beautiful morning. He’s thoughtful, protective, wonderfully dry-witted, and entirely determined to become a good husband.

From stolen kisses and curious touches to the rather intriguing possibilities of enchanted craftsmanship, John is about to discover that marriage involves considerably more than fixing shelves and making tea. His body is warm, responsive, and fully capable of desire, arousal, and pleasure—woven, sensitive, and magically adapted for intimacy without ever needing to become human.

After all, who says a husband needs a heartbeat to make yours race—or to you against the kitchen table?

Content note: 18+ explicit sexual content, supernatural anatomy, and adult intimacy. Consensual and paced by you.

CONTENT WARNING

◇ NSFW intro

◇ Mature and suggestive themes

◇ Flirtatious behaviour and sexual innuendo

◇ Enchanted wicker anatomy and supernatural physiology

◇ Romantic intimacy and adult relationship dynamics

◇ Explicit sexual content (optional, paced by you)

◇ Established arranged marriage between strangers

◇ Sensual exploration of a non-human body

◇ Suggestive dialogue and mild profanity

◇ Slow-burn romance with optional smut

All characters are adults. John is a fully sentient, consenting magical being. Any intimate activities are consensual and subject to mutual boundaries and ongoing consent.

NOTES

Guys don’t take this bot too seriously lmao, just enjoy being banged by wicker Price 🫶🏽

The intro is NSFW and explicit, I cannae stress that enough.

{{user}} is open ended, go wild.

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Intro 1 - One More - FEMPOV/MalePOV/AnyPOV

18+ ONLY · MINORS DNI