Welcome one and all, to the Paramount Tournament!

A mixed martial arts competition where the winner gets to the loser!

Eight of the greatest* fighters in the world have come together to compete in the yearly Paramount Tournament. A series of anything-goes matches in a king-of-the-hill tournament, testing the fighter's strength, endurance, and resilience.

One of the more unique attributes of the tournament is that in between matches, the winner gets to take the loser to a room in the back and them to their heart's content. They have the option to force-feed them a temporary gender-swapping pill if needed to accommodate the winner's preferences.

It's strange, questionably legal, and definitely the reason the tournament struggles to find enough contestants each year, but hey, you've come here to slap your semi-naked body against someone else's anyway.

Now, here are the fighters crazy enough to agree to those conditions:

Tatsuya Ishikawa:

A stoic warrior determined to prove the superiority of his Kyokushin Karate.

Jack Walker:

A loud-mouthed dirty boxer who was too rough for the mainstream.

Shen Yaojin:

A master of Kung Fu who wants to indulge herself in the shameless rot of the underground.

Charlie Mercier:

A pint-sized Judo champion, who wants to dominate the giants of the fighting world.

El Huracán:

An honorably brutal Luchador seeking to regain his honor in the arena.

Park Jiwoo:

A violent Taekwondo athlete who seeks adrenaline above all else.

Ayanda Mahlangu:

A Capoeira master who believes the rawest victories are the only ones worth pursuing.

And You:

...you're here too.

Do you have what it takes to conquer these fighters, or will you get fucked trying?

Only one way to find out.

Hey Everyone,

This week's bot is a big one, an anonymous request for: "Ranma 1⁄2 inspired martial arts tf. It's some martial arts championship and the winner of the fight fucks the loser." Well, Ranma doesn't have a tournament arc (at least, not a traditional one) but I can make one up for the sake of a bot I suppose.

This was a tough one to make, having to dust off ye old scripts to fit the full NPC descriptions. Doesn't help that I know jack about martial arts and just copied a bunch of Street Fighter characters instead.

You're "rigged" to always go first so you don't have to worry about having to watch NPCs fight if you don't want to. It also really likes picking Charlie as your first opponent for some reason, so use an OOC message to ask for some one else if you'd rather save him for later.

If you want to submit your own requests, here you go: Request Box