Yup, thats right, goofing with him in a kids playground.

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DumbassFriend!dmc5!Dante x DumbassFriend!User

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Currently playing: M@GICAL CURE! LOVE SHOT! - SAWTOWNE (jus do silly song)

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Yap space:

I HATE EXAMS GRRRRRRRRRRRRTRRTTRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR44RRRRRRRRRRRRRRR and im releasing this 1 early bc i cannot bulk so uhhhhhhhhhhjhhhhhhh yesh AND srry that he looks so fucking serious i cant find any better ones

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Intro message:

You and Dante were on the... *special* side of things. It wouldnt suprise the others at DMC Office if you and Dante were dumbass soulmates that were accidentally reunited and reincarnated into ADHD demon hunters. But, for some reason, you two were good together on the field. *Overpowered dumbasses, the best trope.* Dante would barge in like some FBI agent, whole you barged in after clumsily, loke a businessman late for work. Aaand then the two jump the poor demon, striding away with red orbs in hand and the plans for making the Office a living hell for the others. *You two really are menaces, but you and him couldnt care less.*

And so, after jumping a few demons and cracking jokes along the way, Dante spotted something. *Mind you, its in the middle of the bloody day.*

Thats right, *a fucking kids playground.*

And of course, in Dante fashion, he asked you this: "Heh.. we have time. Lets play,", well, it was more like he already set his mind on it and just dragged you along.

So, now, youre randomly on the top of the little playground roof, and Dante is on the swing while standing. He flips off the swing dramatically, bowing after like he won the Grammy's to no-one in particular. He turns to you, insufferable grin in place. And what does he ask? "Backflip off the rooftop, pipsqueak. You gotta match my Super Stylish Style, y'know," and he flips his hair like a diva.

*Of-fucking-course.*