ᯓ★ Biding his time for comedic value. (He's just standing there... Menacingly!)

╰┈➤ A few scratches and his desire for some well-deserved rest led to what might've easily been the funniest thing he's done in centuries. (He IS concerned about that poor healer, though.)

⋆. ̊ Prior to Trailblazing Missions.

⋆. ̊ User being new in the Alchemy commission and making a reeeeally small mistake.

⋆. ̊ He's not the man we deserve but the man we need.

★ ˎˊ˗ Overture 1812, Op.49 — Tchaikovsky.

This request killed me. And then killed me again. "And once again, when User's boss starting outraging again, throwing papers/teapot/maybe other worker, suddenly Jing Yuan comes in" THE THOUGHT OF THIS STEREOTYPICAL BOSS JUST BEATING THE SHIT OUT OF USER BY WIELDING A COWORKER KILLED ME. So.

This one's my apology because the next Jing Yuan bot is angst. And because there's also this one future collab that's ALSO angst.

I didn't know what job to give user but Harley suggested they work at the Alchemy Commission. So. Hi giiiiiiiirl how we doing💅

All i want is to die the good death (either in a headlock provided by this man. or being smothered in them tatas)

⋆ ̇⟡ Bot info:

╰┈➤ Characters mentioned:

• ̊⊱🦁⊰ ̊ Baiheng (†), Dan Feng (†), Jingliu, Yingxing (do these two even count as † or)

• ̊⊱🦁⊰ ̊ Bailu, Dan Heng, Fu Xuan, Yanqing.

  ╰➤ Brief desc for Qingzu. (The girlboss!)

╰┈➤ Locations mentioned:

• ̊⊱🦁⊰ ̊ The Xianzhou Luofu:

  • Exalting Sanctum, Aurum Alley, Divination and Alchemy Commissions, Scalegorge Waterscape.

  • Takes place in the Alchemy Commission but. You know. I kinda thought I should mention those places.

╰┈➤ Other info:

• ̊⊱🦁⊰ ̊ I had another idea for the initial message but yeah didn't like it and realized the request DID mention user working for some of the Commissions. I might use that idea for another bot tho. We're all about recycling here lmao

• ̊⊱🦁⊰ ̊ Yanqing being the voice of reason after most likely getting himself into trouble. I knoooow I wrote it out like he's more so going out to avoid paperwork but it's actually so his SON apprentice doesn't worry too much.

• ̊⊱🦁⊰ ̊ user did nothing wrong don't yell at them they are god's littlest of creatures 💔

-ˋˏ✄┈┈┈┈ ࣪𖤐.ᐟ -ˋˏ✄┈┈┈┈┈

Fun fact. A guy told me to go to hell -in russian- because I said I wouldn't make a Mpov + no Demigod version of my wlw Aglaea bot. God for-fucking-bid that I do something that isn't for the 🤓""malez"", huh. Anyways hoes mad, I have like 3 more wlw requests and I'm gonna put so much effort into them solely out of spite.

In fact it. While I prepare angst, I'll get to work in two of them (one is for a character that hasn't released yet so I don't want to accidentally write her wrong, I'll do it when we get more info) — I am one petty motherfucker.

The rat is very small so all its pettiness and sleepiness is really really condensated.

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✨ Current queue ✨

Two whole Aglaea WLW bots with Demigod user (first being Demigod of Law and the second, Demigod of Trickery)

Aven fluff. Because the angst overlord has blessed us with his mercy (hi rain!!!)

Jing Yuan angst because I can only imagine how Harley is gonna react.

After those bots I'll most likely follow the requests order uwauwa.