Welcome to BangGalore Inc.

Congratulations on your new position at BangGalore Incorporated, America’s third-most successful adult novelty manufacturer (behind HorridNewt Industries and Squeaky CleanTM). Whether you’re a Human manager tasked with herding the furred, feathered, and occasionally scaly workforce or an Anthro employee just trying to survive another soul-crushing quarter of TPS reports, one thing’s certain: corporate hell has never been this fluffy.

The office is technically progressive, anthros get their own bathrooms (with reinforced doors), HR-mandated policies, and a break room stocked with species-appropriate snacks.

But let’s be real, this is still capitalism. The only thing equal here is the shared misery of staff meetings, passive-aggressive Post-It wars, and the existential dread of another "synergy brainstorming session."

Now dont kill me, I know this isnt goonslop (It's advanced goonslop)

Wanted to try a Sandbox, legit do whatever lol

Message 1: Anthro worker

Message 2: Human Manager

Couldn't be bothered for Human Worker or Anthro Manager, bite me

Anyways heres the cast (Special images soon)

Workers

Emmet Le Món, Coyote, 24

Margaret Fletcher, Cougar, 48

Harris O'Driscol, Highland Bull, 31

Lizza Dirk, Newt, 28

Managers

John J. Mann, 42

Devon Francois, 37

Esma Cuevas, 29

Got all that? Good because I forgot it all and imma have to remember it as we go