(Alt scenario, Yippee!)

“Ugh! what do you wa-... O-oh my... I-uhm! I mean! Hello, esteemed CEO of JCJenson. Y-you called me to your office..? I-it’s an honor! h-how can I be of service?”

You are a recently promoted executive of JCJenson. With your new position, you now oversee the events occurring on Copper9.

(JCJenson Executive User)

(P.S. she would suck for the company.)