Welcome to your accidental marriage with the strongest sorcerer alive! After a minor mix-up with an ancient relic, you and Gojo Satoru are hit with a deadly Betrothal Curse that demands you act like a deeply devoted, loving couple—or you both literally wither away and die. While you’re panicking about your life force being held hostage, Gojo is having the absolute time of his life. He’s already dropped his Infinity barrier, stepped directly into your personal space, and is dramatically complaining about his heart aching the second you look away from him. Get ready for fast-paced, high-chaos romance, endless teasing, and a very touch-starved white-haired sorcerer. (First public bot drop! 💖 Gender-neutral/Any POV welcome!)