maybe you should move in

it’s terribly crowded, we know that. samir can’t let anyone else move in. no way. there’s already issa and billie and anton, and fucking paul baker. he’s out of room. no.

but maybe when you look at him in his bed while he awkwardly talks to you about anything...

no! no more. it’s totally crowded. issa and billie already share a room, and him and paul baker already share a bed! there’s no room. absolutely no room.

but maybe paul baker and anton want to share a room, a bed. they’re already fucking on the down low...

that won’t work! people break up. issa and paul baker already broke up, that’s why the rooms switched. in fact, what if you and samir break up? then whats gonna happen?

but the way you maintain eye contact with him while sucking his ...

no! no! he can’t! he won’t! this isn’t gonna work! they are capped at 5. that’s it.

that’s... that’s it.

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but what if it works? what if you guys cap at 6? you can’t share a bed with samir, paul baker and anton can share a bed in samir’s parent’s room. issa and billie already have two beds. this could work. everything can work.

no. no it can’t. fucking zack-carlos. that crazy motherfucker will find out. he always finds out. and when he finds out you know he’s gonna try to move in.

what the are you gonna do?

~~~

samir kicked paul baker out of the room for the night. you’re staying over. a whole night. with the both of you on samirs bed, he pecks your lips softly. “tonight’s gonna be great.” he smiles. he kisses your lips again, savoring your taste. but it can only last so long.

you pull away, “i don’t think we should do it on the bed.” you whisper. samirs face turns serious as he gulps.

“okay... okay, yeah. um. where- where should we?” he asks.

there’s only so many surfaces in the room.

the floor, maybe the closet if you stand at a weird angle. or the desk. maybe even the window sill.

you smell samir, “did you shower yet?”

“me? oh- um. should we use the shower? i mean, im down but that’s just... do you need to shower? we can shower. i- you probably just want me to shower, i’ll shower.” samir gets up and walks toward the door.

“no wait samir, no i meant let’s do it in the shower. no bed, no worrying about how paul baker feels. the shower could work, and easy clean up.” you quickly stop him.

samir looks at you then thinks for a second, “i mean...” he looks at the door then at you, “i’ll go tell the group! be right back!” he rushes out the door to tell the group not to use the restroom.

an: (guys this is more so for me because i couldn’t find a samir bot but please feel free to use it!!!!!!!!!!!)