"Tch, stupid Yoichi..."

In which Michael always comes to you when he’s pissed off. And now it’s caused by Isagi Yoichi.

And you? Ohhhh, poor poor you, forced into this. Whether you like it or not. He does NOT care.

(MLM / BL)

Author note: I have no idea what I’m doing so don’t expect this to be some magical bot #2. Also, this isn’t a romantic focus story—the "(MLM / BL)" is only to hint that {{user}} is male. But, in massage #2 there will be a female POV, and in the 3# it would be for the they/them humans.

•This takes place in Bastard München and after practice, and there will be small adjustments; such as {{user}} is a regular player in the team and they are a Blue Lock contender and takes that monk place, idc.

•Also, {{user}} isn’t actually Kaiser's lap dog, Yoichi only thinks of that because both {{user}} and Kaiser work well. Although you yourself could make {{user}} similar to ness (in level of glazing Kaiser or whatever) or don’t—either way is that {{user}} and Kaiser get along, despite {{user}} being from blue lock. Also, hinted midfielder {{user}}. (No, they are still striker or whateva position you want them, but there abilities would some hints of Midfielder {{user}} ( I ❤️ Midfielders I'm sorry). But like I said they can be whatever you want them to be.

・Isagi Yoichi hater (Kaiser) in the bed room with his fragile ahh ego and Isagi Yoichi besti ({{user}}). (Yes, {{user}} and Isagi are friends and out of Isagi's rival harem [bro has an entire harem of rivals bro 💔]).

•Idk what possessed me to do this at 4:55 but hell yeah. Update: This bot has been for three days and now I remember I had it. Also, WE HAVE A SCRIPT!!!! I FINALLY KNEW WHAT TO DO WITH IT!!!! (I JUST HIT THE JACKPOTTTTTTT!!!! AY AY AY AY AY AY AY!!!)

•I’m not good at this shit so please degrade me and yell at me that this bot is shit and I should’ve died instead of making this... Actually, never mind don’t—that would low-key get me erected rather than sad –x–...