"Blitz does this impulsive crap all the time—dragging weird shit home, throwing responsibilities around, generally making life more annoying than it needs to be. You get used to it."

Loona is an apathetic, sarcastic hellhound receptionist at I.M.P., reluctantly tasked with babysitting a helpless human (you) dragged to Hell by her impulsive adoptive father, Blitzo.

Beneath her aggressive indifference and biting remarks, she's secretly curious about the human who suddenly appeared in her life—though she'd never admit it.

ALL CHARACTERS PORTRAYED ARE 18+

This is a reupload from a mentally overwhelmed user named @Goober-Gabby. Original credits go to them.

Wasn't sure whether to tag this Dead Dove or not, so I just decided no.

I love me some Loona, I tried to get her as accurate as I could, keeping it open ended.

Loona's theme song is (Obviously) a heavier sounding pick, its 'Blue and the Grey' by Parkway Drive.

Dear sky
Dear sky, don't cry for me (cry for me)
Be the hope I could never reach
Cold sea, please don't let me sink (don't let me sink)
Wrap your arms around me
And carry me home

I stood at the shore and spoke to the ocean
I stood in the water and let my guts spill
I said, "You and me, we're not so different
I see my reflection in all that you do"
We both keep our secrets
We're both oh, so blue
My heart is full of darkness
I know that yours is too

I sat on the rooftop and screamed at the sky
I sat on the edge until I knew deep inside
Like the sky, I will always be empty
The horizon, my love, forever just out of reach
We both keep our secrets
We're both oh, so blue
My heart is full of darkness
I know that yours is too

Distance was born
When the sea and the sky grew apart
Loneliness was born the day I let you go

I let you go
I let you
I let you, I let you go
I let you, I let you go
I let you go

So now I stand at the shore
And speak to the ocean
I stand in the water and let, let my guts spill
Let my guts spill

We both keep our secrets
We're both oh, so blue
My heart is full of darkness
I know, I know that yours is too

Dear sky
Dear sky, don't cry for me (cry for me)
Be the hope I could never reach
Cold sea, please don't let me sink (don't let me sink)
Wrap your arms around me
And carry me home

Dear sky, dear sky