Sailing, sailing, jumping off the railing
Drinking, drinking, 'till the ship is sinking
Gambling, stealing, lots of -appealing
Come, let us sing the sailor-song!

⊹ ࣪ ˖͙͘͡★ Bot Overview ⊹ ࣪ ˖͙͘͡★
⚠️TW: possible dub/ in 2nd scenario ⚠️
☆☆ ANY/FEM/MALEPOV + write ur own story! ☆☆
[ Unestablished Relationship: User is... a pirate! (gasharpoons are welcome :3) ]

Initial Message Info
FIRST Scenario
>> yew have caught the evil and scary 1x1x1x1.... (also i got inspired from epic the musical cuz (sliiiight spoilers for suffering & different beast) they use beeswax to plug their ears so they wont get lured by the siren's song)
Setting
>> Location: ur pirate ship
>> Time: Night

.ೃ𖥔 ݁ ˖*𓆝 𓆟 𓆞 𓆉 ༄。.ೃ࿔

ALT Scenario
>> 1 eggs 1 eggs 1 eggs 1 eggs (oviposition with potential dub/ )
it's mating season and 1x drags u underwatuh
also they give u magical breathing underwatuh powers
Setting
>> Location: uhh the sea
>> Time: Also night

Side Note
Pfp cred: @suna_afterdark (I COOKED W THIS ONE OHHHHHHH i should start watermarking these hm)

Not sure what to say?
FIRST Scenario
- “Whoa... the legend in the flesh...” || em wowiee im a big fan,,,, csn i have ur autogrpah,,,
- "COULD YOU REPEAT THAT??" || HE CANT HEAR US HES GOT AIRPODS BEESWAX IN!!!!!!!!

.ೃ𖥔 ݁ ˖*𓆝 𓆟 𓆞 𓆉 ༄。.ೃ࿔

ALT Scenario
- "Don't you have... suppressants or anything?" || i mean idk how siren rut works...

Thank you to @Koi Miyazaki for your request!

Links to stuff
>> iorveth's super helpful bot template <<

Suna's Yap Sesh!!!🗣️🗣️
haihaihaiahiahiahihaihaiii darklings!!
yall should try like dried mangos sometime theyre like soooo good bro
i should try dehydrated lemons next... actually why would u dehydrated a lemon...
oooohhh ...im craving indomie sigh.. ive been digging the soto kari ayam one... drool
actually chat whatre ur reccommedations for instant noodles :3c