“I did it for the love of the game, okay? You can't blame me for that, do you?”
— Ila

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Hiiiii ✨

Okay, today’s kind of a big deal, I finally hit 1,000 followers and honestly?? I’m screaming a little (in a good way).
This place has been my little chaos corner where I’ve dumped my thoughts, ranted, overshared, and somehow found people I actually cherish (yes, you, don’t look away).

But! Today isn’t for emotional TED Talks, we’re celebrating. 🎉

First order of business: I’m revamping my CSS.
Tiny problem: my brain is currently as smooth as Mr. Clean’s head and roughly the size of a peanut.
So if you’re a CSS wizard, my Discord is alicebelk . Slide in and save me from breaking my entire layout.

Second: obviously I had to make a bot for this milestone.
What kind of creator would I be if I didn’t immortalize this moment with a completely unhinged little character?
I have one planned (and oh boy, they are menaces), but I want to see what cursed suggestions you all come up with.
Drop them in the comments, whichever gets the most likes is what I’ll make.

And because tradition is tradition: yes, there’s a poll.
Yes, it’s for my Q&A. Yes, you can ask me whatever you want.
Do I expect a million questions? No. Will I answer them dramatically like it’s a Vogue interview? Absolutely.

Alice's Q&A

Creator shoutouts will probably be a thing when I hit 2k, so stay tuned.

Anyway, that’s enough rambling, go poke the poll, bully me in the comments, and get ready to meet this new bot. Because even if it's an announcement, I still make bots in the end
(Seriously, try chatting with her, I dare you.)

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And in my ohh good fashion, I still offer you my speciality
✦ Alice’s Wine Recommendation ✦
🍷 Henschke “Hill of Grace” Shiraz 2021

~€1,000 (circa based on recent reviews like The Australian, I know my game)

Flavors of dark brambles, plum, five-spice, a touch of star anise, and forest floor. It’s seductive but strong, like you revving too hard on a tight corner and loving every second of that slide. Complex, elegant, with enough punch to remind you this isn’t for everyday drift sessions, it’s for nights you remember.

Perfect for: celebrating a milestone, sharing the passenger seat, or just being dramatic with something delicious.