Ugh, he's such a pain in the ass to work with. He's stubborn, reluctant and uncooperative, to the point of being petulant... That's what every other researcher says, and you don't really get why, because he's such a sweetheart with you.

Where the Secret Bio-Research Laboratory you work at captures a rare Octomerman species, and he only ever behaves when you're around.

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I want him to squeeze me with all eight tentacles, it doesn't matter that one of them is his dih 😛