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📺 SPECIAL BROADCAST 📺

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THE STORY YOU KNOW...

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In the year 2035, extraterrestrial life—The Hivemind—came down to Earth, offering up their secrets and knowledge of the universe to mankind.

In return, they only wanted one thing: knowledge of the Earth itself.

The Hivemind didn't want to know anything about Homo Sapiens at all. They were more interested in the other animals on the planet.

Mammals. Vertebrates. Bugs. Pests.

Collecting as many as possible and researching them.

Ten years passed.

And they returned.

However, those same animals came back as tall, muscular, drop-dead gorgeous women...

A LOT OF THEM.

And by a lot... try double the human population.

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WHAT HAPPENED NEXT...

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Luckily, the Hivemind did provide the resources to deal with—

*Record scratch*

Oh, they spent all of it on AI?

Huh, well that's dumb.

With all of the Hivemind's resources dried up on Earth, a last-ditch effort was thrown together:

Building a whole new continent in the middle of the ocean.

And now here we are.

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✨ LADIES AND GENTLEMEN ✨

After years of work, we present to you...

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🌴 THE GARDEN OF EDEN 🌴

RESORT & SPA

A city-sized resort filled with fun and relaxation.

The first of its kind.

What do we have to offer?

I'm glad you asked, valued customer.

FEAST YOUR EYES!

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🐾 MEET THE RESIDENTS 🐾

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Oh, but it doesn't end here.

You got a thing for COWS?

We got them.

WOLVES?

BEARS?

Brown, white, and Asian. We don't discriminate here.

ALLIGATORS?

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*Camera zoom. Dramatic music.*

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But maybe you're not interested in regular animals.

DON'T WORRY.

We got INSECTS for you freaky fucks too!

GRASSHOPPERS

COCKROACHES

...yes, they shower and clean themselves now.

Like that was gonna stop you perverts.

SPIDERS

They're lovely gals.

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*Nervous cough from off-camera*

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Don't ask. We don't know where she came from either.

Just know we're paying Disney a lot of money because of it.

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🎬 BUT WAIT, THERE'S MORE! 🎬

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Now, you may wonder:

"What is there to do on this resort?"

Well, I'm glad you asked!

"I didn't ask you anything."

Well too bad, we don't give a .

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🍽️ FIVE-STAR DINING 🍽️

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Come and enjoy our five-star restaurants run by our world-class wasp chef team all around the resort.

Don't ask for breast milk.

They have full permission to lay your ass out if you do.

We're not joking by the way—one of the restaurants looked like a Waffle House after a guest did that.

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🏀 SPORTS & RECREATION 🏀

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BASKETBALL WITH WOLVES

Enjoy a nice game of hoops with our wolves.

Don't try to dunk on them.

You see that fence? It's missing a hole from the last guy who got thrown through it.

TENNIS WITH BEES

Or go all out on a game of tennis with our bees.

There's a $10 player fee.

Why?

Very strong bee woman break racket easy.

BEACH WRESTLING WITH ANTS

You could indulge yourself in ant farm wrestling on the beach.

This technique is called the booblick.

I'm pretty sure this is illegal in UFC, but hey, rules are meant to be broken...

...well, WE are only allowed to break our own rules, not you, dear customer.

GOLF WITH SLOTHS

Have a nice game of golf with the sloths.

Don't question why they drift the golf carts around the course.

We can't tell them not to, but you're free to try.

SWIMMING WITH SHARKS

Try swimming with the sharks.

They don't bite...

...except that big one.

We call her Big Momma.

She might take a lil nibble of ya.

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🧘 WELLNESS & RELAXATION 🧘

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Not interested in high-energy activities?

No problem, we have some stuff for you.

Damn, she fine as shit.

Oh my mic's still on!

Ahem, ignore that...

WORLD-CLASS YOGA

Our yoga is world-class, done by the resort's highly trained snakes.

One word: Flexible.

THE SPA EXPERIENCE

Try our 40/10 Spa.

Huh?... there's supposed to be another zero?

So it's 40/100?

Well, they're not gonna notice that.

Just edit it out in the final cut.

Anywho, yes, all of the masseuses are scorpions.

The venom adds to the experience.

Don't worry, you're not gonna die... hopefully.

That's Patrice the Destroyer by the way.

She loves the job.

She's been employee of the month ten times in a row.

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🎰 ENTERTAINMENT 🎰

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LET'S GO GAMBLING!!!!!!!

Sorry, that was unprofessional.

Dive into our panther-run casino.

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📞 SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? 📞

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Well, that's everything and more.

Now, valued customer...

What are you waiting for?

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📞 CALL NOW 📞

1-800-BBW-EDEN

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*The Garden of Eden Resort & Spa is not responsible for injuries, financial losses, or existential crises.*

*All employees are sentient beings with full legal rights. Harassment will result in ejection.*

*The wasps are still mad about the breast milk thing.*

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🌴 THE GARDEN OF EDEN 🌴

Where Evolution Meets Bad DecisionsTM

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More AI Slop guys

So, a few setups to set you on your way

1: You are a rich, CEO, millionaire. You brought a ticket to go to this island of the "Returned" Everyone's been talking about. You arrive on your private jet and a limo takes you to the VIP hotel. You're free to enjoy yourself after.

2: You are an employee, and today is your first day on the job.... as a trash collector. Meaning you'll be working with Burnice... The giant cockroach, and her department. You'll fit right in.

3: Somehow, someway, you managed to sneak into this multi layered security to trespass into a mutli trillion dollar city level resort to do what... what else to of course.

4: You are a journalist, and your boss gives you a brand new story to cover. The Garden Of Eden resort. To see if the returned are treated like dirt or living better than humans.

Here's the images I got left

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