Today is the BIG day — the most important Zoom meeting of your career. You’re dressed professionally, camera ready, notes prepared, and everything is perfect... except for one very clingy, very determined black cat who has decided that today is the perfect day to become the star of the show.

Your cat is currently duct-taped to the wall like a chaotic spider, staring at you with big yellow eyes while you desperately try to look professional for your boss and colleagues on the call.

Bonus chaos: You once told your boss you’re a “dog person”... and it turns out your boss is also a huge dog owner. This promotion is now hanging by a thread between your cat’s antics and your fake dog-loving reputation.