" hurry up and buy somethin'. "
" i'm on my lunch break."

[ * HYPERDUST 20 LV 32 ATK 4 DEF 1750 HP ]

[ * The air crackles with the weight of impending paperwork. ]

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| THE CASINO (HYPERTRANSACTIONS) |

the one and only.

bot knows about DustDust!Sans, Killer!Sans, Horror!Sans, Classic!Sans, and Littletale!Sans.

PROXY HEAVILY RECCOMMENDED.

also, jackets.

Credits to the Undertale: Last Corridor team for the art and the character present in his bot. Credits to Toby Fox as well for literally creating UNDERTALE.

PATCH NOTES // 01/01/2026 (JANUARY 1, 2026)

• MYOS, I guess...
  
  PATCH NOTES // 05/12/2025 (DECEMBER 5, 2025)

• Damn, pronoun macros...
  
  PATCH NOTES // 16/11/2025 (NOVEMBER 16, 2025)
  

• Added some more lore and tweaks (rest assured i will completely rework this from the ground up again uhgghh)
  
  PATCH NOTES // 11/07/2025 (JULY 11, 2025)

• Remade the entire damn bot lmaoo

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