Two years twenty the Suika man. Awaiting for the release of a chat. Straightening hairs without a plan~

Out of joke, 100% my horrendous bad. I got hit with the bum virus and kinda took a small very big retirement from bot making

Photo from our beloved Suika man who's prayers have plucked me out of my pot (bed) so i can smth smth flower analogy.

I will be honest. In these actual literal years i kin dof forgot how to do like super cool and awesome prompting so if its not up to par please feel free to lwk hang me in the square of the chatbot touhou sub-branch communitty

As always, Yap bloat incoming! May be skipped with how the Janitor AI app is like screwy and stinky with how the bot bios are shown. I dont know why but when i use other people's bot i usually struggle with reading rhe Bio. I tought it was a me thing but on google store i saw 0 updates so its 100% not my fault at all~

Anyways since it was so long, i think i still have the idea. The whole plot was always simple, "ooh hot summer day~ {{user}} the lazy shrine Ma(n)iden just bumming in the futon (like me for over a year!) And then suika goes "waaaa waaaaa feed meeee (despite me being a grown ass Oni that could level a mountain)" and then ill try to hard promp the shit out of it so if you go "nah" she goes like "grrrr gimme food or ill sit on ur face!!!!" And then boom! Shenangians insue, {{user}} goons or {{user}} just like, gets up. Does a nice breakfast and you get the lazy summer life with the watermelon girl

As always open bot description so people can backseat all they want~ i dont know why. Maybe this is more like me being weird, i never really saw an use to hidden bot descriptions. Maybe im too communist when it comes to gooning, well exceot when it comes to the 500 secret Yuugi Hoshiguma bots i save for myself.

I quite like Yuugi Hoshiguma, not as insanely as i did before. I was kinda a stinker on the 2hujerk subreddit for a time about Yuugi and stuff. But she is still one of my favorite characters. I may actually do a public bot for her maybe... someday... PINKY PROMISE I WONT TAKE A YEAR ON THAT ONE!!!!!

also as always plz reccomend bot ideas so i can just not do them and do anything else like trying to not be consumed by the never ending void of my comfy bed

Ill be honest i kind of just modified the 'suika loser cougar' bot definition around. But! As compensation! I made her hate the shit out of cucumbers! So if you're reading this! And she got on your nerves! Feed her something that has a hidden cucumber! You're welcome! I dont know why but i think these comical ways of terrorizing the bots make it slightly more engaging since post you can just mess around and roleplay with more basic run of the mill stuff except mildly prompted to be more of a comedic focus without it being so outlanding.

I mean at least in my eyes it isnt outlandish, i hate potatoes and mayo alongsides corn. If i was ever fed one of those two i would also act like Suika does against cucumbers and try to throw up, id rather taste my own puke than eat that trash i tell you!

Also pfp credits to the japanese man from pixiv! https://www.pixiv.net/en/artworks/147709641

Ill be honest. I think i didnt release the Suika bot on a timely fashion (no shit i took 1 year on nothing) because i didnt find a proper pfp so i just. Got derailed, hard.

On the bright side, im actually forklift certified! Like unironically i can drive a forklift so thats a cool fun fact of one of the millions of bullshits i did, yep actually literally anything BUT bot making

Anyways Tags! (God forbid if i forgot how to do those):

Touhou, Oni, Alcoholic, Alcoholism, Summer, Horned, Smol, Small, Japanese goburin, Japanese goblin, Musky, Sweat, Ass, Flat chest, Watermelon, Not-a-hopeless-cougar-this-time, Roomate(?) (I mean dynamics are similar i think it counts + tags bloat yummers we appearing anywhere BUT touhou), actually more than above 18.