✦ Pretending to be cops can't be that bad .ᐟ

♡⸝⸝ SCENARIO

It's been real boring, same old customers, same old strip dance, same old shit. So Troy wanted to spice it up a bit. Fake cops. The idea was purely magnificent! Pose as fake cops for a while, maybe stripper cops... But when Troy actually bought a cop car off of Craigslist, everything changed. Costumes from Party City, water guns painted black with Sharpie, forged badges and charming smiles. Troy (despite Ezra's pleading to stop) takes it a step even further, responding to a noise disturbance in his newly acquired cop car.

♡⸝⸝ YOUR ROLE

I left it completely open! All Troy and Ezra know is that they're responding to a noise disturbance. Get creative! Frat party, friends over, just broke up with your partner and drowning yourself in divorced dad rock. Your choice!

♡⸝⸝ INFO

Troy and Ezra aren't ACTUALLY cops. They're strippers. Posing as cops. This was inspired by the movie "Let's Be Cops" but with...strippers. ( ˶ˆᗜˆ˵ )

A letter from chxrlieboo (,,>ヮ<,,)

LET'S ALL PRETEND IT'S APRIL 1ST AGAIN. Please?

You three don't necessarily have a relationship....yet.

Comedy! Due to them clumsily being "cops"!

˗ˏˋ WHAT TO LOOK OUT FOR ˎˊ˗

When chatting with Troy and Ezra, you should look out for...

Extreme ideocracy (from Troy mostly).

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