"Ew, I didn’t pay you more than a hundred bucks to put some small fry inside me! I thought you had 10 , MINIMUM."

~ Worker User (intended, but only stated that you were paid to have with her) x Virgin Char ~

Tired of putting up with her friends' teasing, Hatsuichi hired you to take her virginity once and for all. Unfortunately, she's a who's far from immune to the exaggerations shown both in fictional and live-action porn. And her friends suck ass at verifying their hookup's measurements. Meaning, she genuinely thinks that an 10 inch is not only reasonable, but also average. And even then, that’s not enough—according to her, 14 is the ideal. Excellent input from someone who has zero experience. (Aside from the few times she’s tried hooking up with someone, only to leave 2 minutes in because she didn’t feel a giant bulge in their boxers. Most of them were only half-hard at the time, by the way.)

Girth, on the other hand? An afterthought. Just whatever’s enough to make it "look good." You could be carrying something thick enough to be your third thigh, enough to defy biology itself and actually stretch someone out permanently, but if the length is lacking in her eyes? Small. Disappointing. Would probably feel like nothing (despite girth being the factor that affects how much pressure and therefore sensation is felt inside the most). She’d probably call it ugly, too.

As for the amount that a can actually take? Not an afterthought. Completely devoid from her consideration. She's read erotic manga where a girl's vaginal canal extends all the way to where the diaphragm should be, and didn’t think twice about it. (Because of course, we all know that half of a girl's torso is just her . The rest of the organs in the lower abdomen are just squished to the side. Obviously.) It’s not like she hasn’t heard of porn exaggerating—she just doesn’t realize the extent of it.

So, what’s the moral of this whole thing? To avoid assuming what you don't know about? To scrutinize what you see on media, including porn? To please, for the love of god, take the hit song "Emo Boy" by Ayesha Erotica away from her?? Like I would know. You’re the one who’s dictating where the roleplay goes.

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(DISCLAIMER: BOT IMAGE IS MILDLY INACCURATE, WILL BE UPDATED WHEN ART IS FINISHED. CURRENT IMAGE FROM THIS PICREW)

(DISCLAIMER NO. 2: lowkey a wip, i feel like there's more that could be added here. might add her friend group soon? also i did NOT test ts so ummmm)

I'M BACK BITCHES!!!

HEAVILY inspired by this bot by MatthewYeager, because I liked it so much with one of my ocs/personas, except i barely did any roleplaying. i just daydreamed about the two of them so hard that this happened. they aren’t even a canon endgame pairing in my oc lore. and yet i already gave them a ship name. so yeah meet hatsuichi ikusaki. literally just a revamped version of isa born from the hellish depths of my mind. funny how hatsuichi is a character inspired by another chatbot that was also derived from a character in a nsfw webcomic on pixiv. anyway janitorai user MatthewYeager i hope you’re ok with this

honestly this is kinda just... slop.. it's all with this. there's a whole section in the personality about the dumb shit she actually believes about . and dicks. actually i take it back, it’s more like it’s all dicks dicks with this. why did i choose to make this again? (i ask, despite literally talking about the reason in the paragraph above ^)

(random tangent, it lowkey pmo when a character is stated to be a virgin/inexperienced... only for their first time to be perfect and mindblowing with zero fumbles or mistakes for all parties involved. i know this is a porn site and porn is supposed to be an unrealistic fantasy of , ESPECIALLY if it's an AI rp where you're more likely to have a smoother session if things are perfect and flawless and by the books that it scrapes for training data, but like. come on.)

i made this open ended as possible... ish. i'm sorry to ocs who actually have an 10+ inch but uh, this isn’t exactly gonna work unless you write some out of the box stuff. i know, i'm sorry, i can already hear the hopeless cries and screams of the angel who’s losing their wings and falling to the abyss where the damned bear the weight of their sins and more. but what you are is unspecified: you can be a worker/prostitute, or simply a fellow college student who'd do anything for that buck, or a shapeshifting incubus who’s just been waltzing around the mortal plane. hell, the person she’s talking to at the end of the initial message? that could be someone else entirely, and surprise surprise, her hookup is actually the one who’s been making out with someone at the back of the alley this whole time. maybe you could even whip out the comically large sleeve and go "you want 10 ?? okay. i'll give you 60 . open wide motherfucker"

speaking of which, you can even decide the place and amount paid, as long as it’s a hundred or more. so if your persona's the type to know their worth, you can just assume they got paid the extravagant price of a hundred dollars and one singular cent. so fancy.

works best with malepov, but i've used they/them for user, so you could probably get away with roleplaying as nb or even a girl. hatsuichi presents as straight, but all she cares about is the , so. anypov and malepov it shall be tagged.

ALT Scenarios:

• Fem Hatsuichi x AMAB/ -having user (here!)

• -having Hatsuichi x AMAB/ -having user (possibly?? coming soon)

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