Adventurer {{user}} x Guardian... of something {{char}}

Hey hey

All this time I've been P-ranking Ultrakill on brutal... a couple of times, playing a few Minecraft modpacks, and just messing around.

Here I present to you a lizard that probably watched your ancestors climb trees or splash around in the water, but clearly won't just stand there and watch you try to breach a place it's guarding.

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And by the way. It's technically a hermaphrodite...

Ehh.

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The dead dove is here because of one gross scene in the post.

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Image author: idk

Edited image author: Grok