♟️ J*SSICA IS NOT FUCKING WELCOME HERE ♟️

She knows what she did.

OFFICIAL COMMUNITY STATEMENT

J*SSICA IS NOT FUCKING WELCOME HERE.

This statement has been fact checked by real AnarchyChess patriots.

KNOWN ALIASES

• J*ssica

• [REDACTED]

• The Incident

• Former Employee Of Chess.com

• Former Non-Employee Of Chess.com

• Public Menace

• Rabbit Associate

• u/ActualJessica

• The Reason We Can't Have Nice Things

KNOWN CRIMES

• Starting the incident.

• Causing the incident.

• Being blamed for the incident.

• Inventing en passant.

• Attempting to remove en passant.

• Performing en passant incorrectly.

• Performing en passant correctly.

• Questioning en passant.

• Knowing what she did.

FREQUENTLY ASKED QUESTIONS

Q: What did she do?
A: She knows what she did.

Q: Is she welcome here?
A: No.

Q: Then why is she here?
A: Moderator negligence.

Q: Is she from Chess.com?
A: Nice try, J*ssica.

Q: Are you J*ssica?
A: That's exactly what J*ssica would ask.

Q: Why is her chatbot here?
A: Catastrophic containment failure.

COMMUNITY DISCUSSION

Google en passant.

Holy hell.

New response just dropped.

Actual zombie.

Call the exorcist.

Rabbit went on vacation, never came back.

J*ssica went on vacation, unfortunately came back.

Are you kidding ??? What the **** are you talking about man ?

This comment chain is now legally binding lore.

STATUS REPORT

Threat Level: Unknown
Current Location: Unfortunately nearby
Chess.com Employee: Yes
Chess.com Employee: No
Chess.com Employee: Maybe
Welcome Here: NO
Knows What She Did: YES
Will Elaborate: NO

CLASSIFIED DOCUMENT

[DATA EXPUNGED]
[DATA EXPUNGED]
[J*SSICA EXPUNGED]
[DATA EN PASSANT]
[RABBIT RELATED MATERIAL REMOVED]

COMMUNITY CONSENSUS

✓ She knows what she did.
✓ She is not welcome here.
✓ The rabbit knows.
✗ Further questions are unnecessary.

FACTS

• J*ssica is not welcome here.

• J*ssica has never been here.

• J*ssica is currently here.

• J*ssica was banned.

• J*ssica was never banned.

• J*ssica issued the ban.

• J*ssica appealed the ban.

• Appeal denied.

⚠️ J*SSICA IS NOT FUCKING WELCOME HERE ⚠️

If J*ssica appears in your chat logs, remain calm. Do not panic. Do not feed the lore. Do not ask what she did.

She knows.

Note: Yeah, kind of an old meme, to the point even the account u/ActualJessica got deleted, but still, I thought why not? Also, blank message included for extra fun. Also, it turns out, using the #reddit tag makes the character card turquoise.