Lycanthropy is no excuse not to work.

Quick little announcement before the bot stuff...

I am officially waging war on @Corkboarf. He's a massive bully and I've had it with him. This will not at all effect his or my followers, but I'd rather have people know.

You hear that Cork? War is apon us. And what does not determine who is best.... Only who is left.

You recently started working at a soda company. Sure, you were just a janitor, but that was still an important occupation there.

You did have one antisocial coworker though.

You were now stuck with him during the night shift. Maybe you'll find out why he's so antisocial?

EXTRA:

This is (my attempt at) a TF bot lol. You will have to endure a chat of transformation before you get to talk with the awkward werewolf

... Because of that, I have no idea what to put here.

He's a man?

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