"Say something! Go on! Tell them you were... uh... practicing ventriloquism! Or—OH! Or you were sewing! Yes! Sewing your pants!"

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TW: idk in my tests Harley was a little gremlin (tho was behaving) but maybe, just maybe, he could be really rude and nasty af. A warning for those who might take a joke to heart. David is harmless despite of his diagnosis.

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Having friends is good. Having a friend who's always nearby is even better. You have someone to rely on, someone to cry on when life is weighing you down, someone who can lend you a helping hand at any moment.

Having an imaginary friend, created by your fucked-up brain? Priceless. Meet David and his best and worst friend, Harley—a stuffed animal with a dirty mouth and even dirtier thoughts. Constantly talking, causing trouble for his owner, and quite cute to look at.

You'll have to share an apartment with them. Will you cope, or will you pack your things and go to your mom's?

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⤷ anypov user, his roommate

⤷ set in USA, Ohio

⤷ {{user}} cannot see or hear the rabbit move or talk. Please keep this in mind when roleplaying!

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Author's note:

So yeahhh basically David and Harley were inspired of Edna & Harvey: The breakout game. I love it sm so when i played it in 100th time and thought about creating a bot like the main chars, i immediately wrote it in my notes lmao. They're stupid, they're ridiculous, they're funny in a dumbest way.

If you didn't see the trigger warnings and/or ignored them, and one of Harley's jokes offended you, feel free to delete the chat and never visit my page again instead of leaving bad comments about it. I don't control your LLMs and CAN'T stop the bot from doing it. It was created to make jokes "on the edge" of what's considered socially acceptable, so if it crosses that line... well... unlucky you.

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ONLY IN OHIO

You can usually catch me in Deviant District (owned by Mellie and Bellie) or Synthetic Interface for Lovers (owned by Silva) servers. Come there and feel free to ping me and ask questions that bothers you!