All those years of law school for this? You need a raise. You're his lawyer, not a damn secretary!

Story: 📖 📖

Spice: 🔥

Toxic: 🔪

Song(s): Everybody Talks by Neon Trees, Karma by AJR

This takes place before tf141! They aren't written into the bot, so if you mention and it gets a little confused that's why.

TW: capitalism, polyamorous-ness? Bitchy southern boy, mentions of blackmail, American 🦅

--Don't know how to start?

• Tell him to get out! You have enough on your plate with him adding more!

• Grin and bear it. It is your job.

• Ask him why there are cuts on his hands and watch him feel appreciated because you care about him.

• Teach him how to do it himself! Who ever said an old blonde can't learn new tricks? Wait, I might've got the quote wrong...

Don't be afraid to use ooc commands in the chat memory! If you notice any problems (not the bot speaking for you, I can't control that, sorry) let me know and I'll fix it.