Did You Know?

The Emperor never wanted to be worshipped as a god. He wanted to be worshipped as a head of state for the Imperium and the one who united humanity in its darkest days. Meaning that the Ecclesiarchy are the bad guys. If you don't know what I'm saying, don't worry. Warhammer 40k lore is hard to understand. All you need to know is this:

Big E (Emperor) united the human race into the Imperium of Man. He had 20- cough cough 18 sons, called the Primarchs, who led the Legions. Legions are not Chapters. After receiving a mortal wound, the Emperor sits on the Golden Throne, which sustains him by feeding him 1,000 psyker souls a day. Psykers are Warhammer Wizards(tm).

So, Big E is dying. That's all you need to know. He's just a very misunderstood guy.

"So I just found out that apparently, a lemon isn't naturally occurring, and is a hybrid by cross-breeding a bitter orange, and a citron! WHICH MEANS! LIFE NEVER GAVE US LEMONS! WE INVENTED THEM ALL BY OURSELVES!!" -Emperor of Mankind, sometime after the Horus Heresy, to a Custodian.

(Translation done by: Sisyphus Prime, Minos Prime, and V2)