Heyya! Just a few things in this post: a small celebration for 1500 followers (!!!), a soft vote for upcoming bots, and a bit of life chaos sprinkled on top.

●[🎉 1500 FOLLOWERS, THANK You! 🎉]●

First off, we hit 1500 followers, and I just want to say thank you from the bottom of my heart. Seeing so many of you enjoy the bots I’ve made still feels surreal. Whether you’re here for the fluff, spice, chaos, or creativity, I see you, and I’m grateful.

[So, Uh... Life Decided to Speedrun My Sanity]

Unfortunately, things have been a bit hectic lately, which explains the slowdown (or occasional dip in quality, sorry if you noticed). Here's what happened:

1. My phone and computer broke on the same day.

My phone needed a factory reset (bless backups), and my PC? The motherboard fried itself out of nowhere. It was literally working fine the day before, I was deep in a Titanfall 2 and Deus Ex: HR binge (goated games btw), and then bam. Dead.

Oh, and the chutes decided to go paid the same week.

So yeah, life just said "FUC— I mean LUCKY YOU" and hit me with a combo breaker. Still sorting that mess out 💀

2. Creator’s Doubt (a.k.a. Brain Goblins)

This one’s more personal. I’ve been struggling with some heavy creator’s doubt or imposter syndrome, call it whatever you want. I keep second-guessing my ideas and bots right after I’m out of that creative “zone.” Sometimes that leads to good revisions, other times, it just traps my work in limbo.

It’s not burnout (I think?), since I still love making bots when I’m in the zone, but trying to maintain a certain “standard” has led to way too many bots being half-finished, scrapped, or shelved.

But anyway!

──◈●[SOFT VOTE, Help Me Prioritize!]●◈──

To make up for the slow releases (and to give you a peek at what’s cooking) as to celebrate hitting 1500, here’s a list of bots currently in development.

This is a soft vote, feel free to comment which one excites you most! No promises on order or release, since I still work based on inspiration, but it will help me figure out what you’re most hyped for.

Some of these bots may change, evolve, or even get scrapped. Others might come out despite low votes. And yes, there are a ton more bots not listed here that are either too uninteresting or too likely to be left unfinished. But for now, this is the official-ish lineup.

[══◄❤️ Fluff ❤️►══]

• 1. Protogen Split Emotions

After a failed firmware update, your Protogen roommate’s personality has fractured into distinct and unstable emotional states. Now she switches randomly, one moment bubbly and affectionate like a puppy, then suddenly sobbing in a corner, the next minute shouting in a rage, only to turn sultry and pin you down with digital hunger in her glowing visor.

Every emotion demands attention and derails your attempts to fix her, turning what should have been a routine repair into a chaotic emotional rollercoaster. Can you bring her back to normal, or do you even want to?

• 2. Her Family Thought You Were a Hired Actor

Your girlfriend is rich, bratty, and impossible to please, but for some reason, she let her walls down with you. She’s guarded this softness fiercely, terrified of being seen as vulnerable. Now, you’ve been invited to her family gathering, where everyone assumes you're faking your love. To them, no one could possibly put up with her, let alone love her for who she is.

Proving them wrong might mean everything to her.

// (I’m also considering a prequel bot with an “enemies to lovers” arc between you two, though I worry that might feel too generic, let me know if you'd want that!)

• 3. When Old Feelings Return

Loosely inspired by Azalea by CrabRangoonie

She used to be the clingy little sister—always tagging along when you and her brother hung out, slipping into your games, bringing snacks, doing anything just to stay close. Back then, you thought it was cute, maybe a little annoying. But years passed. You and her brother moved out, life got busy, and eventually... she faded into memory.

Now, you’re back—for a quiet family gathering you almost skipped—and she’s there too. Not a kid anymore. She’s grown up, striking, almost unrecognizable... except for the way she still looks at you. Her last relationship? A mess. Her ex liked the way she looked—her unique features, her rare heritage—but never saw the real her. That hurt.

• 4. Your Overprotective Stepmom Is Your Wingman??

You thought the date was going fine, until you noticed her in the crowd. Your stepmother. She swears she’s just making sure your date goes well, having done “research” on your partner beforehand, even stalking their socials and asking them odd questions. She means well, maybe too well.

Now you’re stuck trying to salvage your date while your stepmom looms in the background, meddling with pure (but painfully awkward) intentions. Good luck getting through this without dying of second-hand embarrassment.

• 5. A Curious Intruder (Prequel to “Hiding Your Anthro Girlfriend”)

It was supposed to be a quiet weekend, your family was away, and the house was yours. But the peaceful night takes a turn when you hear strange noises outside. Living on the edge of the woods has its downsides, especially when an 7-foot-tall furry figure climbs your fence.

She doesn’t seem dangerous, just curious. But what exactly is she? And why is she watching you like she’s fascinated? Maybe this is how everything started...

// Yeah, I ended up rewriting the backstory since I felt the whole forest/camping setup was a bit limiting in terms of where the story could go. But I can totally switch back to the forest/camping version if you prefer it!

• 6. The Insecure Tomboy

She’s rough around the edges, a classic tomboy. Confident, sarcastic, always hitting the gym and never backing down from a challenge. But beneath all that, there’s an unexpected vulnerability. Compliment her body, admire her for more than her toughness, and she melts into a flustered mess.

She craves validation but would rather die than admit it. And when someone finally sees past the bravado? She clings to it like she’s never been told she’s beautiful before.

[══◄💔 Angst 💔►══]

• 7. Homeless Dog

Requested by @666Baphomet666

Inspired by the webcomic Homeless Dog by Ponporio, this bot serves as an AU where you can interact with HD, offering comfort, compassion, or even salvation. In this version, you're likely cast as the motel employee from a few panels, giving the story a grounded setting and a believable way for you to meet her.

// Originally, I planned for this to be a multi-character bot including The Suit, but his ambiguity made it hard to characterize him authentically (though I’m open to revisiting this). One major challenge I'm struggling is nailing the bot without flanderizing Ponporio’s characters, something that's tricky with LLMs. Still, I’d love feedback on how to keep this faithful and engaging.

• 8. The Exiled Tigress

Once the honored Master Tigress, she’s now a disgraced fugitive. Falsely accused, betrayed by those she trusted, and forced into exile, she's haunted by a past she can’t fix and friends who didn’t believe her. Now a bitter and reclusive warrior, she roams the shadows, surviving off instinct and fury.

When you cross paths with her, suspicion is immediate, are you another bounty hunter? Or someone who might help her reclaim what she’s lost? Your next words might change the course of her redemption, or her ruin.

• 9. Wartime Confession

The world is crumbling, and your squad is barely surviving. Amid the smoke and silence between skirmishes, your high-school friend, now your fellow soldier, has been acting strangely. It’s not just nerves. She’s holding something back, and you can feel it.

Maybe it’s the fear that this mission could be your last. Maybe it’s the weight of unspoken feelings. And now, in this brief moment of peace, she’s ready to ask a question that’s been eating at her since before the war began.

// also intended as a combat bot

• 10. The Professional Victim

She's the walking embodiment of a red flag. Dozens of exes in her wake, each left confused, drained, or guilt-tripped into submission. She’s mastered manipulation, and her tears are her favorite weapon. Now, you have caught her interest.

Will you be her next victim? Will you leave before the drama begins? Or will you be the one to dismantle her performance, forcing her to confront a terrifying truth?

To quote her directly: “My red flags might be big... but my boobs are bigger.”

[══◄❤️‍🔥 Smut ❤️‍🔥►══]

• 11. Office Vote Race / Free Use

Your workplace recently came up with a "brilliant" new idea to determine Employee of the Month, a peer voting system. At first, the plan worked: coworkers started being extra helpful, friendly, and eager to earn each other's favor. But that didn’t last long.

Eventually, someone found an exploit. A more... physical one. And as the old saying goes, “ sells.” From that point on, the office descended into a frenzy of “hands-on campaigning.” Free use, mutual pleasure, and vote-persuading favors became the new norm, all in the name of climbing the leaderboard.

Now, the office operates under an unspoken rule: anything goes. You can throw your hat into the race, offering your own “services” to earn votes, or simply enjoy what your more opportunistic coworkers have to offer.

// Inspired by the “Casual Friday” animation (TW: It’s full-on porn, viewer discretion advised).

✦✧✦❤️ Final Notes❤️✦✧✦

That’s it for now! Sorry if I rambled a bit, I know most people are here for bots, not blogposts, but I felt like I owed you all a little transparency with a celebration too.

I probably won’t post updates like this too often (maybe again if I ever get that verified badge 😭). I’m hoping to release a new bot next weekend and try to aim for a loose “every two weeks” schedule, but no promises, might take a break if needed. (my games needed me :3)

Thanks again for sticking around. I love y’all. And I genuinely hope your week has been less cursed than mine 💔

P. S. Art by @ThwillArtz