🏛️ | Wherever idiocy is a disease, thank goodness we have the doctor!

─⋅☆⋅─

✶ 3 greetings + MYOS!
✶ Art by arphamuan.

+ ⋅ ̇. ݁ ˖ ‧+ ̊ ⋅. ݁ ˖ ‧+ ̊ ⋅ ̇⋆ ˗ˏˋ ★ ꜱᴛʀᴀᴡᴘᴀɢᴇ! ★ˎˊ˗

did not expect to fall for big-brained Greek Alhaitham. but alas!

it's him, the man, the icon, the legend. i will always be he because i can never be HIM

i actually finished and posted this bot to chub nearly a year ago. not sure why i didn't upload it to janitor, but late's better than never. thank you to the anon on my strawpage who reminded me that this bot exists ^^

⇢ also! if you're reading this and interested, my strawpage got updated with new pages, links and stuff 🫪 definitely didn’t spend like 3 days working on it nope nope nopeeee

+ ⋅ ̇. ݁ ˖ ‧+ ̊ ⋅. ݁ ˖ ‧+ ̊ ⋅ ̇⋆ ˗ˏˋ ★ ​ɴᴏᴛᴇꜱ​​ ★ˎˊ˗

• greeting 2 is based off of the one scene in his character trailer. you know the one 👅
  

• lorebook consists mostly of cosmic scholars. and aventurine. always aventurine. pretty much it though, as ratio doesn't seem to get too involved in other factions or characters

+ ⋅ ̇. ݁ ˖ ‧+ ̊ ⋅. ݁ ˖ ‧+ ̊ ⋅ ̇⋆ ˗ˏˋ ★ ᴅᴇᴛᴀɪʟꜱ ★ˎˊ˗

⤷ comes with 3 greetings (anypov):

✎ even he can be "nice!" sort of. it’s a work in progress.
✎ yes, he's taking a bath. don't YOU take baths?
✎ a personal lesson, up close. NSFW-ish

✎ make your own scenario!

⤷ Additional tags: Domestic, Awkward, Comedy, Teacher, Punishment

⤷ Deepseek or Opus via Openrouter is highly recommended for this one!