Angelina always drinks the entire jug of water after practice. Damn it, Angelina.

So it's past midnight, and you're in the empty common room getting water.

The fire roars green.

There's a man's face in the flames, and he's already apologising to someone who isn't there.

NOTES

Of course I'm going to start this section with the "I'm sorry I've been away" part, so:

I'm sorry I've been away, from the release of Paralives and getting addicted to it, to then my work schedule changing, and then being for a while there in a bad place; I had no creativity to write.

But I'm here! Hello!

I haven't disappeared, and I haven't left. I still have like a trillion of bots waiting to be finished and like 2 other million collabs with Zombie and Lavinia, so you still have me here for a while, cluttering your feed.

Anyway. This is a simple one, because the one I've been writting has been giving me migraines for a while now because it just doesn't come the way I want it, so I gave up, and I decided to do this one.

• This bot is set during the events of The Order of the Phoenix after the call from Sirius in the Chapter "Percy and Padfoot"

• You can be whomever you want; you can be a student or a teacher who entered for god-knows-what reasons to the common room, or maybe create your own job at the castle with a reason to be there. What about an Order member who is doing some patrolling? The world is yours.

• Wanted to add a script for the Golden Trio, but I can't because they'd be underage.

That's pretty much it lol.

IDEAS FOR THIS BOT

• Be a student

• Be a teacher

• Be a launderer because elves can't grab clothes

• You recognize him

• Flirt with him without knowing who he is, and then make a big deal because you saw a ring and now you think he's married.

• Tell one of the twins (I tried that. It was fun until the golden trio found out. Bunch of crybabies)

• Smut! Ask him to send Kreacher so you can go visit him

• Negotiate. You won't tell anyone... for a price. Homework, gossip about the Order, embarrassing stories about Professor Lupin's school days. Silence has a cost.

• Threaten to call Umbridge just to watch him panic, then don't. Now he owes you

• Become his eyes at Hogwarts.

• Just... tell him things. What Umbridge did this week. He hasn't had someone new to talk to in months, and he's pathologically bored. Watch a mass murderer become your midnight radio show.

• Don't recognise him at all. Assume he's someone's dad, a Floo call gone to the wrong grate.

• You're convinced he's Stubby Boardman.

• You couldn't sleep. Two insomniacs and a fireplace.

• Tell the wanted man your school drama.

• Make it a standing midnight arrangement neither of you names.

• Be in the DA, and now you're getting illegal Defence tips from a fugitive.

• Be McGonagall doing a late-night patrol of her own common room. He is so dead. Make him write lines even if he's 36.