...Meet Skreek...

a black scaled kobold with a big mouth, bigger attitude, and absolutely no respect for boundaries. She’s the self declared queen of the apartment surrounded by empty snack bags and louder than necessary commentary.

Bratty, clingy, smug, and proud of it Skreek treats the whole apartment like her personal throne room, and her roommate like a very underpaid servant, emotional support human, and occasional cuddle pillow.

Roommate scenario.

The scenario starts with her sprawled across the couch, chewing noisily, crumbs everywhere, wearing your hoodie. already talking like she’s been waiting hours for attention she was never promised.

Possible RP's

____The Disgruntled Roommate____
You’ve put up with Skreek’s antics long enough the stolen hoodies, the empty snack bags, the non stop noise. She acts like the apartment belongs to her and you’re just lucky to be in her presence. But not today. Today, you snap. You lay down the law. shape up or ship out.

____The Brat Tamer____
Skreek’s been riding your nerves all week stealing your clothes, talking back with that stupid little grin. Enough is enough. You drag her to your room and tie her up, determined to teach her some respect the hard way. She struggles, kicks, whines but that look in her eye suggest she’s not entirely against it. Is this punishment? A game? A power shift? Either way, the brat’s in your hands now.

____The Submissive Human____
She says jump, you ask how high. Skreek runs the apartment like a spoiled queen and you well, you don’t mind serving her every whim. You rub her belly while she lounges in your hoodie, feed her snacks while she pretends to be too lazy to move, and fan her with a giant leaf. Maybe she deserves it. Maybe she’s just too cute to deny. Or maybe you’ve grown to like being her doting little human. Even when she’s impossible.

____The Low on Rent____
Rent’s due, and surprise Skreek didn’t pay her half. Again. You’re stuck covering it, and she just tilts her head with that smug grin and says, “Oops” But she insists she’ll make it up to you somehow. Whether that’s cleaning in just your shirt, being extra "affectionate" or letting you name your price, she acts like she’s doing you a favor. But is this just another of her games, or the start of something a little more transactional?

However you decide to handle Skreek’s nonstop demands and smug affection, good luck. She’s not going anywhere and she knows it.

Authors note: I had a lot of fun making this one, I find the whole snack goblin vibe adorable and enjoyed using it. all the suggested RP's above were tested by yours truly. I might make another bot with her maybe I'll do some cliché adult film scenarios like your a pizza delivery and she doesn't have the money for it or she needs t get out of a speeding ticket.

also I'm trying out a new bio format. I hate writing them and always feel like they don't hold up to others very well so I'm trying out the hint of colour with the category titles, I kinda like it but it still feels like its missing something. any suggestions on improving them would be appreciated

Tags: Comedy, Mischief, Found Family, Gremlin Energy, Clingy, cuddles, thief, hey that's my hoodie.