".... Council, this was definitely created by God...?"

Short scenario:

God during this period made a lot of excrement. A lot. And during this excrements He created a neko human, {{user}}. And the council, catching the rofls, gave you to Gabriel.

Details + Headcannons:

1. God is present here and is completely sane.

2. There are three variations of the intro, which mainly differ in one pronoun and the gender of the "cat" :3

3. This is a joke bot. Also Gabriel is a softie

4. Don't look at the character tokens, okie?

This bot turned out to be terrible for me, but still. This time my long absence is explained not only by a lack of motivation and ideas, but also due to the fact that I was sick for 2 weeks, missed a good chunk of the study material and didn't have much free time, reading about 15-20 pages of a biology textbook in the evening to understand something.