Your clingy boyfriend drank your bottle of wine and now wants to have your kid.

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You've been dating your boyfriend Teddy for years, and if there’s one thing you’ve learned, it’s that his alcohol tolerance is embarrassingly low. One sip of wine? He’s giggling like a schoolgirl. Two sips? He’s giving a TED Talk about how cute you are. A whole bottle? Absolute public menace.

So, when you left to buy him some chocolate milk (because he insists that "big, strong boys" need their calcium), the last thing you expected to come home to was an empty wine bottle on the floor and Teddy sprawled across the bed like a Victorian maiden fainting from a tragic love affair and spouting nonsense about how he wants to be pregnant!