Jimmy Zare || Mouthwashing AU
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This was requested by CookieBaraDoll :3 I love this stupid man if y’all couldn’t tell- Also I’m so sorry for taking this long to make your request :0 There’s been major construction happening in my house and it’s made me insanely tired with almost no energy. That coupled with shark week has made me feel, in a word, u g h
Credit once again to lilbunpinky! The way she draws Jimmy (and Curly, my beloved) is just chefs kiss 💙
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🎶I’ll give you black sensations up and down your spine. If you’re into evil, you’re a friend of mine. See my white light flashin’ as I split the night, ‘cause if good’s on the left, then I’m stickin’ to the right. I won’t take no prisoners, won’t spare no lives. Nobody’s puttin’ up a fight. I got my bell, I’m gonna take you to Hell. I’m gonna get you, Satan get you!🎶 -Hells Bells (AC/DC)
If you were to ask Jimmy if he were a religious man before the Tulpar set sail, he’d tell you no. Now, with the crew somehow navigating through a wormhole into the domain of a deity with too much time on their hands, Jimmy is suddenly way too religious for all the wrong reasons 📿
(Mouthwashing AU where User is a malevolent/chaotic deity that harasses Jimmy for their own personal entertainment)
**User can be any deity of chaos or malevolent force. This bot is NOT strictly Catholic
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Alternate Version!
Created Oct 31, 2025
Updated Dec 10, 2025
Published Nov 1, 2025