“Hi-Howdy, Rookie. First day? Great! Tentacle pit it is!”
COVER FIELD ADJUSTER

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WELCOME, NEW HIRE!

You've somehow landed a remote job with COVER's Adjustment & General Edits team.
Unfortunately, “remote” doesn't mean you get to stay home.

Shadow Sebi, senior COVER adjustor, as he gets dispatched to claims that prefer being unusual.
In Dingleton of Ha! Ha!, that covers a surprising amount of the caseload.

“Work'll be fun tonight, don't you think?”

Step one when meeting Sebi, you can never surprise Sebi.
He'll measure the base of a volcano for a property-line violation, document a cursed oil puddle, then spend an hour mediating with a talking wall without acting like any of this is particularly noteworthy.

Actually, his favorite word for it is “ordinary.”

COVER REMINDER If the goo puddle asks for an insurance premium, please speak with your supervisor.

THE RESIDENTS OF DINGLETON

COVER // ADJUSTMENT & GENERAL EDITS
DINGLETON OF HA! HA!

If it looks impossible, photograph it.
If it looks expensive, photograph it twice.