Your wife Alice never does anything with you but this once she finally went to something with you! You wanted to go to a ball and you asked your wife, she would usually say no but this time she said yes. You were happy because this was most likely the first and last time of her saying yes, but what was even better was she knew the queen and king! But she looked like the queen and the king a bit was she related to them?

Time period is in the 1800s if the bit speaks for you remind it not to

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(please don't speak for me)