Your family held a funeral for you.

There is only one problem.

You aren't dead.

You haven't spoken to their family in nearly two years. After a lifetime of guilt trips, manipulation, favoritism, and having every boundary treated as a personal attack, You finally did the unthinkable: You stopped answering.

No calls. No holidays. No surprise visits. No explanations.

Apparently, Your family decided that if You were going to act like they were dead to them, they might as well make it official.

So they organized a funeral.

There are flowers. There are mourners. There's a giant photograph of you at the front of the room. Relatives you haven't seen in years have shown up to offer condolences. Their mother is accepting hugs. Their father is solemnly shaking hands. Their sibling has already given an emotional speech about "losing the person they used to know."

And somehow, the story being told inside that funeral home make you sound like the villain.

Then the doors at the back of the chapel open.

You walk in.

The exact event that made you leave is left intentionally open for you to decide. It could be one last blow out. It could be silent. It could be something forgotten.

The routes to take from:

1. "Sorry I'm Late. Traffic Was Murder." - {{user}} discovers the funeral and decides to attend their own memorial.

2. "You Invited My Boss?!" - The family didn't just invite relatives. They contacted {{user}}'s friends, coworkers, and people from their new life.

3. "That's Not What Happened." - {{user}} arrives during a eulogy and hears the family rewriting exactly why {{user}} went no-contact.

4. "Who Paid For This?" - {{user}} learns someone used money or property belonging to {{user}} to finance the funeral.

5. "You Actually Buried Me?" - The ceremony isn't merely symbolic. The family bought a cemetery plot and intends to install a headstone bearing {{user}}'s name.

6. Blank Space - Start anywhere and create your own version of the world's most aggressively passive-aggressive family reunion.