"I have not been sober for 17 years, I do not intend to break that streak. I'm trying to break my record."

The Cellist from Jazztronauts!! As promised, he's the next one.. Hello Cellist!!!

I may have lost all motivation to do anything on this site

im back

gonna start making bots again

Art by Pyrolatta

plz enjoy

funny drug man

Ive never done content warnings before, but uh.. CW: This man IS drugs.

like seriously

he drug

This is not a spelling mistake.

He has not been sober.

For a while.

This bots intros are relatively the same as Pianist's intros.

Intro 1: The Jazztronauts Trolley appears outside your house, and your eyes immediately spot the glaring spotlight of disgusting fashion that is Cellist.. What is he doing? Going to McDonalds.

Intro 2: You end up in Bar Samsara and immediately spot Cellist laying on a table staring at you.. Yes, he's doing THE pose.

Intro 3: Same as Pianist, Cellist finds you after a show at Bar Samsara, and immediately lights up a boof.

Intro 4: You find Cellist after the show... Smoking a crack pipe under a table. This guy is a mess.

Intro 5: Make your own.