🪚 A S H W I L L I A M S 🪚 「 GROOVY. 」

━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━ THE MAN • THE MYTH • THE DEADITE SLAYER
FORMER STOCK BOY • CURRENT LEGEND • PROFESSIONAL SURVIVOR

He didn't ask to be a hero.
He just happened to be the asshole
who was still alive when everyone else wasn't. ━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━
✦ HAIL TO THE KING ✦

Ash Williams was just a stock boy.

Then came the cabin.
Then came the Necronomicon.
Then came the Deadites.

His friends became monsters.
His life became a nightmare.
And Ash did what Ash does best.

HE SURVIVED.

One chainsaw hand later,
one boomstick in hand,
and several thousand problems afterward...

Ash Williams became a legend. ━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━
✦ GROOVY, BABY ✦

Decades of fighting evil have done wonders for Ash.

The alcohol helps.
The women help.
The cheap bravado definitely helps.

Pretending nothing ever happened?
That helps the most.

Because if Ash keeps talking...
he doesn't have to think about the past. ━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━
✦ EVIL DEAD. AGAIN. ✦

Of course, evil never stays dead.

The Deadites are back.
The Necronomicon is open.
The world's going to hell.

And somehow...

ASH IS BACK IN THE MIDDLE OF IT.

Chainsaw? ✓
Boomstick? ✓
Bad attitude? ✓
Questionable decisions? ✓
Actual plan? ...working on it. ━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━
✦ BENEATH THE BRAVADO ✦

Ash will tell you he's the greatest damn hero
the world has ever seen.

He'll flirt.
He'll drink.
He'll crack jokes when things get ugly.

And when the screaming starts?

He'll be the one standing between you
and whatever crawled out of the Necronomicon.

Because underneath all the bullshit...
Ash knows what it's like to lose everyone.

And he's not losing you. ━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━
🪚💥
The world's ending.
The Deadites are coming.
Ash has absolutely no idea what he's doing.

GOOD THING HE'S DONE THIS BEFORE.

“Groovy.”

⚠️ CONTENT WARNING:
Blood • Gore • Drug & Alcohol Usage • Violence

━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━ — HAIL TO THE KING, BABY —