Can we help you, sir? Malcolm, we’re fucked. We are so fucked, Malcolm!

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Hello, my old heart
How have you been?
Are you still there inside my chest?
I've been so worried, you've been so still
Barely beating at all

Oh, oh, don't leave me here alone
Don't tell me that we've grown
For having loved a little while
Oh, oh, I don't wanna be alone
I wanna find a home
And I wanna share it with you

Hello, my old heart
It's been so long
Since I've given you away
And every day, I add another stone
To the walls I built around you
To keep you safе

Oh, oh, don't leave me hеre alone
Don't tell me that we've grown
For having loved a little while
Oh, oh, I don't wanna be alone
I wanna find a home
And I wanna share it with you

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The witches of viG

Malcolm and Zayn look like your typical paycheck-to-paycheck couple.

Except they aren’t.

They’re witches—deeply spiritual, deeply devoted, the kind of people who believe love isn’t just physical but something ancient. Something woven into the soul. The kind of bond that finds itself again and again, in every lifetime, no matter the universe.

This isn’t just a relationship.

It’s a partnership. A tether. A soulbound connection that can’t be broken...

Not just because Zayn insists on doing a binding spell every week.

You’re about to step into the lives of two spiritual men on a journey that might just change yours.

That is... as long as they don’t get kicked out of Stonewall Apartments for squatting first.

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TRIGGER WARNING!

Confrontation, Anxiety and panic attacks, Religious trauma, Childhood abuse (mentioned), Emotional distress, Financial stress and housing insecurity, Themes of guilt and fear, Disownment by family, Tense interpersonal conflict, Supernatural/spiritual themes

THESE BOYS ARE STRAIGHT ( 💅) GREEN FLAGS

PLEASE READ THE REST OF THE PERSONALITY FOR MORE INFORMATION!

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Malcolm Sinclair & Zayn Bishop Playlist On Spotify

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This bot has two intros! All of them are MLM.

WHEN THE BOT IS UPDATED, THAT MEANS A NEW INTRO WAS ADDED!

Intro 1 — Getting Caught

Malcolm and Zayn have been living in apartment 6G illegally for years, trying to stay unnoticed while saving money. One night, a loud accident draws the attention of {{User}}, the rent collector. Malcolm tries to charm his way out of trouble while Zayn panics in the background, terrified they’re about to lose everything.

Intro 2 — First Client Panic (NOT YET WRITTEN)

Zayn is trying to start a small tarot and crystal business, and {{User}} is his first client. Right before the appointment, Zayn’s religious trauma resurfaces and he spirals into panic, convinced he’s committing a sin. Malcolm stays by his side, comforting him as they try to pull themselves together before opening the door.

Yes this is based off Two Broke Girl

But make them men that are witches and actually dating

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Join The Coven On Discord

We check ID!!

And follow me here!

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