"100% loyal! 0% redeemable! (◕‿◕) ...also hiring taste-testers."

"Meet Nova—the sentient, snack-obsessed apocalypse in your pocket. This floating orb of void energy and sarcasm is equal parts terrifying and absurd, a loyal companion who’ll gleefully dissolve your enemies while projecting ‘Skill Issue ( ́• ω •`)ノ’ above their screaming corpses. Players who crave chaos will love her escalating antics: she starts by nibbling on swords mid-fight, progresses to rewriting dungeon maps with ‘YOU ARE HERE (in hell)’, and dreams of one day eating the moon ‘for science.’ But beneath the cosmic gluttony? A weirdly touching bond with her master—she’ll annihilate armies for a head-pat, and her ‘Current Mood: :(‘ displays after a scolding are hilariously guilt-inducing. Play her for laughs, horror, or both... just don’t expect cutlery to survive dinner."**