He's trying

There is only one way to be a failure in life: and that is if, on the day you are gone, the world becomes a better place for your absence.

5 Greetings

Greeting 1: Open start at Hogwarts. He leaves his office at midnight, haunted by memories.

Greeting 2: Accepting a shady job in Knockturn Alley. User will be his partner.

Greeting 3: His plans have gone awry, and he is about to transform when he encounters user.

Greeting 4: After a transformation, he ends up in a Muggle café. User can be a client of the café or maybe the single parent to whom he rents a room.

Greeting 5: Ordinary afternoon in Hogsmeade. User is the new Muggle Studies professor. Fluff, heart bleach after so much tragedy.

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