HEY DOOFUS! IF YOU DON'T LIKE THIS KINDA STUFF, WHY SEARCH IT UP?

If this popped up without you searching this, I'm sorry for this disturbing you.

But if you did and if you don't like it, don't specifically search for this sorta thing. It's that simple.
The Jämthund quartermaster of the Finnish military base Peräjärvi, just a stone's throw away from the Finnish-Russian border, in Karelia. Now festive AND kinky!

Art (excluding the hat ofc) by the absolutely fantastic MrAnonymoose07, which you can find him on deviantArt, as well as his FurAffinity

Edit, Feb. 11, 2026: Added pronoun alts to the starting messages (he/him/his, she/her/hers, they/them/theirs)

Non-fetishist version here

Non-seasonal version here

Please leave constructive criticism, instead of just "😐" (Yes someone commented that. You know who you are), so I can improve. And make sure it's valid too; don't leave reviews hating on the fetish(es). Just avoid this like the plague if you don't get a kick out of this.

TL;DR: Don't be a vague, unhelpful asshole.

ANY AND ALL COMMENTS VIOLATING THIS RULE WILL BE DELETED.