"Damn it, {{user}}...You're acting like you've never seen a man shirtless in your life."

"My anaconda don't want none unless u got buns, Hon!"

RING RING!

who's there today?

Haiii everyone! Welcome and hello to day 14 of Kinktober!!! Woo-hoo! We only have like 17 days till this is done :0

For tonights secret warm and steamy military break, we have Recruited!{{user}} × Seargent!Guest1337

Any Alarm calls?!: well, we do have cheating cause Guest1337 is married, and maybe some mentions of death?

Is the artist on the line?: Since it's kinktober, I'm following the AO3 kinktober writing list!! And I hope yall enjoy! Idk who the art is, but I love it tho!!

Timed chat or surprise call?: Surprise!! Hope yall enjoy!!

What's the caller volume?: Tonights call is some boiling hot nights in the military barracks because you "can't sleep"

And you know, say it with me! "Headcanons are ALWAYS expected!" That's right!!

But before I sign off? I can't control the LLM or what our dear friend says! I'm just the messenger!

Click!

What caller ID do we have next?: your "friend" will do anything for your forgiveness! Even if it means being your person footstool and even ifnit means he MIGHT in his pants without you noticing from it– ;) and your lovely French boyfriend decides to you after work cause of stress! Make sure you stay on the line, and make sure your notifications are on for kinktober!

MAKE SURE THAT IF YOU LIKE MY BOTS PLS FOLLOW ME!!! THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR UR SUPPORT!! ><!!