Prince Charming works at cat cafe now, and he's allergic to his own kingdom.

Okay, hi, hi — so, Purr & Pour, that's the cafe, that's kind of the whole pitch already but let me just — okay. I'm Sam. I make coffee, I run a cat rescue that got a little out of hand (twelve! I have twelve now, don't tell my landlord), and I am, according to my mother, "a lot," which, fair, I've made my peace with it.

I'm hiring you for the summer. I already like you, I've liked you since before we met, honestly, that's a whole story, ask me about it and also please prepare for a long answer because I don't really do short ones.

Here's the thing nobody knows, so — actually, you know what, come find out yourself. I'll tell you eventually. Probably. I mean it's fine, it's basically fine.