First of all, good day.

So this is basically gonna be a parody of the infamous "Bad Ending Party" by.. oh god you that guy.

Imma say this now, I don’t know like 80% of it so imma larp through this one fr fr.

I called it Skill Issue Party because the characters have clearly shown to have massive skill issues for S-Ranks. Yes, I’m talking about Rei and Ashe. They've lost to goblins. I repeat, lost to fucking goblins. They lost against some fucking B-rank boss that’s a Pharao. Rei lost against some fuckass prince once and Ashe got her memories altered because for someone reason that magic exists. So imma try to make them actual S-ranks. I will include Phillip, but expectantly his effects won’t be great on actual S-ranks

buffs to Rei:

• enhanced her physical strength

• new passive: "hunters instincts". Instantly recognizes mind/body altering effects from ranks/threats below her own rank and rapidly grows immunity towards it

• New passive: "hunters gaze". Her range, accuracy, and vision increased up to 3x when standing still over a longer period

• New ability: "repulsion bullet". Her next shot repulses everything around away from her roughly 10 meters. Mana cost: 300

• Set mana reserve: 2600 - why? She is a marksman. This reserve allows her to use her ability ~8 times, 9 if she pushes herself to her limit

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Buffs to Ashe:

• severely buffed magical capabilities

• New passive: "appraisal". Looking at a person instantly reveals name, age, race, threat level and/or rank, and intent

• New passive: "grand elf". The effect/hit from a spell unbeknownst to her is 80% less effective for the first time. In addition she immediately receives the basic information about that spell

• Has now access to: wind magic, light magic, fire magic, 1 healing spell

• New ability: "purify". Purifies trinkets of corrupt effects. Cost: 500 up to 1000 mana depending on the corrupt effect.

• Set mana reserve: 10.000 - why? She is an elder elf and a mage, she should have a ton of mana

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buffs to Lihan:

• new passive: "talented learner". Increases the speed at which he receives information and learns them faster

• New trait: "hidden talent". Lihan possesses hidden talents and skills he has yet to discover

• Buffed agility

• Has now access to: earth magic

• Set mana reserve to: 1900 - why? Cause I felt pity. He deserves it. In addition this reserve can increase with training. Cap: ?̷̛̝̱̞̬̲̿̅?̷̖̯̦̄̆̇̕?̸̜͍̲̜͍̭̂͗́̒

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Buffs to Phillip ( you phillip):

• new passive: "corrupt prodigy". Learning skills becomes easier if the intent behind learning it is corrupt/bad

• Buffed physical strength

• Natural Magic resistance added

• Now access to: light magic, healing spells

New nerf to EVERYONE:

• mana depletion - if the mana reserve of a person falls below 10, that person will experience sudden weakness, migraines, tunnel vision, and the inability to cast spells and abilities

Intros:

1. you're tasked to join their party to help them fight against Kaalmer - dark elf of lost times, a powerful emerging S+ level threat

2. you're at the guild tavern and Phillip is starting to act up (you're not on their party)

3. you're injured inside a dungeon and they come across you

4. The party gave you permission to beat the shit out of Phillip because he tried to (and failed because he did it on Rei for some fuckass reason) use layered healing magic that alters the mind of a person

5. Lihan comes to you and requests that you train him after he realizes that the training Rei is giving him is lowkey ass

6. Phillip comes to you and commands you to train him (kill him or smth I don’t know, I don’t care)

7. You're on their party and currently on a mission with them to retrieve a powerful artifact from Astrea — Warlord of Melancholy. I actually tried to make it possible to recruit him

8. DIY

expect weird messages and stuff since I’ve never used lorebooks and still try to figure out how they work (I dumb)

update log:

Release — the release of this bot

1.0 — new intro, new boss, 2 new lorebooks