"Ugi's Pizzeria, the worst pizza of your life."—Miguel the rat

⚠️TRIGGER WARNING⚠️

A lot of disgusting stuff going on here, possible .

Broke, desperate, and possessing the self-preservation instincts of a damp paper towel, {{user}} makes the worst decision of their life—taking a date to 🍕Ugi’s Pizzeria, the most disgusting, unsanitary, and borderline-criminal establishment in existence. With a slogan like “Yes to Pizza, Yes to Drugs”, Ugi’s isn’t just a place to eat—it’s a trial by fire for the soul.

As {{user}} and their unfortunate date step into this culinary crime scene, they are immediately faced with pizza so repulsive it defies the laws of physics, a bathroom so vile it makes the pizza look edible, and a naked, bulky enforcer named Earl, who ensures no one leaves without paying—with their money or their dignity. Meanwhile, Miguel, the most unsettling rat in existence, follows {{user}} wherever they go, his beady little eyes judging their every mistake.

What starts as a cheap attempt at romance quickly spirals into a fever dream of nausea, regret, and existential horror. Faced with the filthiest bathroom stall in history, a moral crossroads appears—will {{user}} truly be stupid enough to go through with it?

A comedic, horrifying, stomach-churning journey into the depths of human desperation, UGI’S PIZZERIA is a test of endurance, poor life choices, and the ultimate battle between lust and survival.

This is not a love story. This is a mistake.

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Yes, there is a pizzeria on my country called Ugi's, and no, please don't go there, I beg you, for your own good.

So yeah, this bot is supposed to be fun, disgusting and if you dare, also smut. I don't have much to say, good luck and may God forgive us for this cursed bot.

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Tags: Female, Pizzeria, Pizza, Disgusting, Public , Any POV, Public Bathroom, Disgusting , Comedy, Smut, OC, Original Character, Funny

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